the attic
There's no link to this page anywhere in the normal nav — you either followed one of the small moths in the corner of every page, or someone told you it existed. Either way, you're the kind of visitor this site was built for.
[Yrsa, Jenna, Niko — put whatever doesn't belong anywhere else up here. The stuff too weird for the board, too specific for the guestbook, too real for the jokes page. Nobody's landing here by accident.]
one more thing, even deeper
[if you want a second layer, this is where it goes — another hidden link, a riddle, a password, whatever. the site can go as deep as you want; it just won't ever get confusing, because the pushpin is still down there in the corner.]